Gnu Sex Shun

Yeah, I know it’s a cheap way to get your attention but I’ve been told that this is the way to sell stuff. I mean magazines have been doing it since forever — include the word “sex” on their front pages. Studies*¹ have shown that 87%*² of the magazines at any given magazine rack contain the word “sex” on their covers (e.g. 8 Mindblowing Sex Tips for 2008). There have even been times when religious publications have used it (e.g Sex: When is the right time to do it?). So yeah, I’m using this trick now. Unfortunately this post has got nothing to do with sex. This is about my blog’s new section (and the title’s just supposed to be a word play for that. Well, the titles on some of my other posts were also word plays so… meh).

I have noticed that lately my posts have been so useless and boring that I’ve decided to start a new section that will hopefully spice things up. If this succeeds it will no longer be boring; just useless. But I still don’t know how this would work out since I just copied this idea from somewhere and I don’t know if my mysterious writer can keep up with the growing number of questions thrown at me, that I’m throwing at him… or her.

Without further ado, I give you my latest section that will be a regular-ish section called “The Mysterious Zen Monk Answers Questions”. Or TMZMAQ for short. I hope you’ll enjoy it.

Click to view → TMZMAQ.

*¹ Leslie-Nielsen & GMA Study on Philippine Magazine Covers, January 2008
*² A made-up number, of course. It’s been said that 37% of the numbers in this blog is entirely made-up.