Guys, meet TMZM who is sooo mysterious that nobody knows his/her gender. He/she is said to be quite wise, probably wiser than I am, which would make him/her more qualified to answer your questions. What we do know about TMZM is that he/she is not exactly the most polite monk in the monastery. I, personally, have not yet seen TMZM and all my communications with him/her is through email, which happens once a week, if at all.
Naturally, I was intrigued so I hired a ninja with a mission of spying on TMZM in order for us to have an idea what TMZM looks like. I should say that the mission didn’t go without trouble. Right at the start the ninja was already complaining because I didn’t know which monastery TMZM was in. Fortunately, the ninja was true to his profession and was very good in the art of information gathering and eventually got a good look at TMZM and only got a minor curse, which was blindness. Normally, a ninja would be blinded and it would still be cool because ninjas have like 16 other senses to replace the sense of sight. But that’s just for killing people. However, common sense tells us that the sense of sight is very important in sketching so when I asked the ninja to do a sketch of TMZM (he was old fashioned and didn’t bring cameras), this was the best that he could come up with:
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